Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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