But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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