Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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