32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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