my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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