I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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