she looked like the bat from fern gully.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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