from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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