I'm gonna have a badass scar
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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