So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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