He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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