Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
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