Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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