Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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