Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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