if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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