Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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