OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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