Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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