i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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