Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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