either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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