I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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