At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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