Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
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