is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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