Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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