no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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