Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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