batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Do plants get herpes?
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