Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Houston, we have a squirter
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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