I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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