how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
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