i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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