The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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