This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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