the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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