do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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