Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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