We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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