Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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