She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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