I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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