She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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