do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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