It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
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