Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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