its not stalking. its research.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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