Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
