You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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