Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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