I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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