Who did Billy Mays play for?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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