he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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