Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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