I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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